Crisco's Crack of Dawn

It has begun. McAdams woke me up at 5:30 a.m. I sent her down to make my coffee - effective training begins early- and she woke me again at 5:42. Still too early. Have I mentioned I'm not a morning person?
The car is all packed and we are ready to go. McAdams is all chipper and excited. She is talking to herself and running around like a chicken with her head cut off. Not so attractive so early in the a of m.
Mackersmom and McPoppa: I will take good care of your girl. I will not push her down during a bear stampede (though if she trips, it's every girl for herself.) I will tell her stories and dance the robot with her. I will report on her activities and keep her on the right side of Johnny Law. Thank you for all that you have done in getting us on the road. Yea! Here we go!!!!!!!